Honest Monk Postcards
~ The slap of reality ~

Send Annoying Stuff

Why send annoying stuff?

Love your boss? Happy with your ex? Got perfect neighbors and no enemies?
Then leave now coz this site ain't for you!

Still here?

Well then let's get pranking!

horrible boss? cheating ex? pesky neighbor?

Send them an envelope filled with Sweet Revenge!


And they will never know it was you!
We do the dirty work for you anonymously.

All you gotta do is pick from a variety of super-annoying-nerve-wrecking pranks to make your day and ruin theirs.

Send your Enemies Glitter (that stuff's annoying) A Hate Poem (downright creative poetry) A "Picturesque" Postcard (tip: send us your own images for review) and more...

How can we ruin their day?

Whether it be a simple F*ck U! poem or a rain of sticky glitter we have ways of delivering the message you want to send.

noob
send confetti to your frenemies

Confetti Bash

This is undoubtedly the cutest way to say
I Hate You!
No harm done here.

hot!
send sticky glitter to your frienemies

Glitter Frenzy

Send em glitter! That'll show them! That stuff goes everywhere and stays there for a long time. They will have to bring in a cleaning crew to rid of it.

2 the point
send an image of the middle finger

Ideal Postcard

A picture is worth 1000 words. This picture surely says it all.
Postcard size: A6.

you got fat

Honest Whale

They need to know don't they? You're just helping, right?!
Postcard size: A5.

the best hate poem

Poetry Geometry

Feeling poetic? Send a super cool poem to express your utter hatred. Click here to read the complete poem.

seasonal
Paper snow fall

Let It Snow

Send an envelope filled with
paper "snow"
Message inside:
I hope your heating breaks this winter.

I hate you truly. Truly I do.
Everything about me hates everything about you.
The flick of my wrist hates you.
The way I hold my pencil hates you.
The blue-green jewel of sock lint I’m digging
from under my third toenail, left foot, hates you.
My pleasant “good morning” is HATE.

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FAQs

For the thorough ones. If we missed it, send us a word.

Not unless you open your big mouth. All packages are sent anonymously.

Yes! We ship anywhere in the World, if you can spell it, we can send it!

A sunny island in the Mediterranean called Cyprus. Come over for some Zivania!

Regular old boring snail mail.

Depends where it's sent to, obviously. But not that long.

Tough luck buddy. Once it's sent .. it's sent!

The envelopes are sent within 24 hours of the order (unless it's a weekend or hangover day or public holiday). But don't worry our minions will deliver an e-mail to your inbox once sent. (if you opt for that option)

That shit's annoying! We ship only top quality, scientifically tested for its stickiness glitter. (Not really but wouldn't that be cool?)

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So you're ready to 'make their day'? Great! All you have to do is complete the below form, the payment (we accept payment through PayPal), sit back and enjoy.

Oh, and if you really have nothing better to do you can send us some feedback or suggestions.

Pick the package:

Confetti Bash

Glitter Frenzy

Ideal Postcard

Honest Whale

Poetry Geometry

Let It Snow