Love your boss?
Happy with your ex?
Got perfect neighbors and no enemies?
Then leave now coz this site ain't for you!
Well then let's get pranking!
Send them an envelope filled with Sweet Revenge!
And they will never know it was you!
We do the dirty work for you anonymously.
All you gotta do is pick from a variety of super-annoying-nerve-wrecking pranks to make your day and ruin theirs.
Send your Enemies Glitter (that stuff's annoying) A Hate Poem (downright creative poetry) A "Picturesque" Postcard (tip: send us your own images for review) and more...
Whether it be a simple F*ck U! poem or a rain of sticky glitter we have ways of delivering the message you want to send.
This is undoubtedly the cutest way to say
I Hate You!
No harm done here.
Send em glitter! That'll show them! That stuff goes everywhere and stays there for a long time. They will have to bring in a cleaning crew to rid of it.
A picture is worth 1000 words. This picture surely says it all.
Postcard size: A6.
They need to know don't they? You're just helping, right?!
Postcard size: A5.
Feeling poetic? Send a super cool poem to express your utter hatred. Click here to read the complete poem.
Send an envelope filled with
I hope your heating breaks this winter.
I hate you truly. Truly I do.
Everything about me hates everything about you.
The flick of my wrist hates you.
The way I hold my pencil hates you.
The blue-green jewel of sock lint I’m digging
from under my third toenail, left foot, hates you.
My pleasant “good morning” is HATE.
For the thorough ones. If we missed it, send us a word.
Not unless you open your big mouth. All packages are sent anonymously.
Yes! We ship anywhere in the World, if you can spell it, we can send it!
A sunny island in the Mediterranean called Cyprus. Come over for some Zivania!
Regular old boring snail mail.
Depends where it's sent to, obviously. But not that long.
They are our favourite!
Tough luck buddy. Once it's sent .. it's sent!
The envelopes are sent within 24 hours of the order (unless it's a weekend or hangover day or public holiday). But don't worry our minions will deliver an e-mail to your inbox once sent. (if you opt for that option)
That shit's annoying! We ship only top quality, scientifically tested for its stickiness glitter. (Not really but wouldn't that be cool?)
So you're ready to 'make their day'? Great! All you have to do is complete the below form, the payment (we accept payment through PayPal), sit back and enjoy.
Oh, and if you really have nothing better to do you can send us some feedback or suggestions.